Superfund Waste Dumps On a Superfun Night.

There once was a man who finish he cant.

Who dreamed of haring how deviant,

He was off with a fright,

In the middle of the night,

And he found he needed lubricant.!

The days are getting longer. The trails are getting longer. About 20 hashers gathered in NOPO for Cant Finishes debut as a Monday Night hare. Cant Finish is a hasher's hashers. He looked like hell tonight with recent nettle scars and the remains of skateboarding accident. Trail immediately headed toward a bluff on the bluff. Mutt Fuc*er led the masses as Shi**y Kitty and Hash God led the end of the pack gossipers. It was a fairly long trail (5.69 miles per GPS) and Muddy Balls was first to the Beer Check as well as the beer at the end.

Rear Entry and I Love Tall Boys were DFL tonight as they finished trail carry a warning sign that the trail had crossed into a toxic waste dump. Mystery Meat and Head First did a great job of absorbing many of the stinging nettles on trail. Gazelle and Just James recovered from being lured by long false trail by scaling a dangerous shiggy infested cliff thus catching the rest of the pack.

Honor to Just James for being one of the few Hashers to get named at a Kahuna Hash!! Honor to the Donkey Punchin' Mutha Fucka named PLACEBLO!!!

We were sitting around munching on a feast Can't Finish had assembled. (Honor to shrewd shopping at Gross Out) and Just James launches into a story with explicit detail about how at one time he had received Oral Favors while he was sleeping. We all immediately questioned how he received this while asleep and whether said Blower just told him that he received fore mentioned Oral gratification. A naming on Mondays is a rarity of sorts but the founding fathers gathered and agreed to name him PLACEBLO, His down down was also classic as he was down on his knees and performed a no hands drink back of Pabst Blue ribbon and chocolate pudding. Chocolate pudding dripped down both corners of his mouth as he was anointed his name.

Speaking of the end of Oral Favors, Rear Entry and Doublemint Cum also received down downs for their up coming nuptials.

Honor to hare tonight for setting a challenging albeit snarky trail. Honor to Log Jammer for feeding him pain pills before the run. Our hare sported fresh electric shiggy scars from the past weekend as well as various skateboarding fails. The Gross Out (Grocery Outlet) spread of food was perfect after a semi long trail. He is an obvious graduate of the Hump school of hashing.
As usual everybody got a piece later that night. it is the magic of Mondays