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273 DoubleMint Cum and Rear Entry

I am so very honored that Big Shitter asked me to write up the Trash for the Kahuna trail last night that I went straight home to pleasure myself in the shower.


Our hares were Rear Entry and Double Mint Cum, and they brought us to Good Neighbor Pizza where hashers were cumming out of the woodwork like termites searching for a nice hard piece of lumber.

The trail was as original as a box of Twinkies and as enjoyable as the beef fat they are made of. Fortunately, the pavement wasn’t the only thing that was pounded, because there was much beer to be had at the beer check (and it wasn’t the sipping kind). All the pounding enticed some of our wankers, including Cock Broker, to take a private moment after the viewing of several boob checks.
The trail ventured along the railroad tracks where the delicate String Cheese and Gayzelle complained that the gravel hurt their little toesies and worried that we might be arrested. Fortunately, we thwarted the law this time, though I’m sure the railroad police will be ready for us next time (if they can catch us).
The beer check, with it’s freshly mowed lawn and rolling hills, was the shiggiest portion of the trail, and even by this time, the insatiable Twatsicle left in search of something that might get her wet. Our beloved Hot Buns, who was hoping to get some bimbos wet himself, replaced her.


The second leg of the trail was hijacked by Burnt Lips, who turned a simple trail into a cluster fuck. The pack came into the On-In from at least three different directions, with little idea what had just happened to them (though this is usually how the best nights end).

We finally came to the beautiful house of Rear Entry and Double Mint Cum, where we were rewarded with delicious pulled-pork sandwiches, a toasty fire, and more importantly, beer. Honor to the hares (all three of them).

Pabst Smear led an unusually long circle, which was drawn out for as much as 20 minutes. The Kahunas were getting anxious to begin sport drinking as Pabst introduced four virgins, several visitors, including one from Mexico and one from Vegas, and 69 backsliders.

After much beer was had, and all the Ding Dongs and pork were eaten, we swang low.









Honor to the Kahuna Hash for making this bimbo, and all the other backsliders, cum and giving us another day in which to drink.









Upcumming:



Tonight: The pregnant, lame hare, Amazon.cum, gives us Anal in Laurelhurst Park at the Beaver.









Wednesday: Hump Hash AGM erections! Cum to Cherry City Park in SE to vote for Skinny Bitch and me, Romancing the Bone!
Thursday: Burning Feeling and Romancing the Bone hare the No Name at Periander Park in SW.
Next Monday: Gymnasty hares the Kahuna
Cheers,
Romancing the Bone