It takes and Idiot to Raise a Village
OKH3 #267 Mystery Meat
Location -Some obscure Trail Head in Tyron Creek

This night could have been a total clusterf*ck of sorts but our collective half minds saved the night.

Perfect Storm
1. Mystery Meat Posted the wrong starting place for tonights hash.
2. Big S++ter posts the same wrong info via email.
3. Skinny Bitch recognizes that it iswrong.
4. Pabst Smear tries to correct fore mentioned problems.
5. Even with correct directions where ever we started is a fictional place and I don't see my self getting there again. I know for a fact if I went back there today. That place would be gone.

Still a hearty group of 25 hashers made it to the start and my guess is there may be another 10 still out wandering lost. You can't beat Mystery Meat as he did his best to get everybody to the start but he was off at the appointed time. Cant Finish almost finished his beer giving the signal to the rest of the pack to start hashing. At the first check Amazon.cum somehow forgot what flour looked like and hashed on true trail as she tripped over mounds of flour but not calling that she was on. Rear Entry doubled back and corrected that. Basically this was a mud run with very little bush whacking. Brokeback Bitch and DoubleMint Cum found a sneaky little trail that led us almost back to start but no where near the finish. About 50 minutes in we did a sneaky out and back to the Beer Check where Mystery Meat admitted being a little turned around.

Arse Parade saved the day and led the rest of the pack toward the end of the trail.Seems as Hash God was looking for salvation, DownTown was trying to keep her feet warm, Flaming Fart was roaming around aimlessly chanting "Its a Perfect Day to Hash, Shitty Kitty was flashing hers, as Muddy Balls lost his keys in the woods, and Mutt F#cker was pleasing the K9 crowd. Arse Parade and Coitus stumbled upon true trail and led the masses to golden nectar at the end.

We had fried chicken from Costco. I have no idea why this oil spilled fowl is so popular but it is. And cheese curls were also devoured. Religion was led by Rear Entry with dry wit that was somewhat perfect.

Hats off to Mystery Meat for venturing out of his comfort ship. Nice ample shiggy, plenty of greasy food and lots of beer. Our last run in this location was Kahuna hash 4 where Tw*tSickle and her husband laid something. We need to come back her again in about 270 hashes and see if this place is  for real.
And then a rare naming on a Monday Night. Just Memphis (his just name just deserted me) came to hash a few weeks ago. There was an ample supply of beer on that night and we told him to help himself and his reply was that he preferred tall boys. Just Memphis is now forever tagged as I Love Tall Boys.