Hash God's No Matter Where You Go There Ewe Are Run
Where -Walther Mittys Bar And Drill -Lake Oswego
Sunny and Periods of Darkness

On a week where we witnessed the Great Flame Debate on Yahoo Groups where I believe somebody described The Kahuna Hash as Old School and another half mind wanted to start a new Hash on Wednesday's because PH3 lacks soul. So on this beautiful Monday a rather stellar crowd of noted hashers gathered in a Lake Oswego Bar that featured blue headed people eating sirloin steaks.

Hash God (aka Twat sickle) was off without warning just as Ass Parade and Town Whore were waltzing into the Bar. Hash God headed into the land of many identical streets and the hash followed suit promptly at 7:02. It took the half minded pack 20 minutes to find a mark that was either not there and somebody must have popped out of the woods and set it or we as a pack were plain stupid. I suspect the later. I believe Circus Freak and BrushmyCock found true trail that headed into the woods and then a footy field where checking again became problematic. I believe Ass Parade found true trail which headed into the PCC woods. Doc Snotty balls wore a Viking hat which only got tangled in the shiggy. Not smart at all.

At his point in time 95 percent of us realized that it got dark early and we were with out Head. Lights on our head to find the trail. Not that it would have helped.  Trail then went up a ravine with Circus Freak leading the way to the beer check .

Then we headed into the a land where all land marks and streets parkways looked the same. Trail looped and meandered and looped back on it self. Blast Rag and Town Whore honorably shortcutted and Tard Core did as Tard Cores do. He ran all the circles and jerks. A Kahuna bimbo (forgot her name) running her first Kahuna came in   with him. She was a great addition to the hash and seem to love the old school (sic) jocularity and Little Butt Buddy was no worse for the wear.

The aforementioned pub was cleared of the blue headed crowd and now consisted of the Monday night football crowd. After 5.46 miles of running the beer flowed freely. It was a great group of hashers who enjoyed copious amounts of beer. Mudd Butt had the night off as beer bitch.

On a side note some idiot flamed Portland Brewing lately and we no longer get our usual discount at said brewery. Who is going to volunteer to blow somebody down there so we can get that back.

Religion was performed by Blast Rag and we all had a great post marathon cool down. Great group of Hashers tonight. Its nice that Hash God is off the wagon but the alcohol goes to her head. But is was a shitty shitty trail of epic proportions. Not sure how anybody could not have enjoyed them selves.

On On
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Other Monday Stuff - Doc Snotty Balls with his Viking Garb will be performing the duties of trail razor. He will be hitting you up after 3 beers so just say yes and set a hash or call him in the middle of the night.

Next Weeks Hash -
Cum to the Good Twin Evil Twin Hash. Deep Throat and her twin sister Double Mint Cum will be confounding us with a NoPo trail. Try to tell them apart. (Hint -Double Mint Cum will be the one in a dress)

Where: Red Fox 5128 N Albina Ave
Portland, OR 97217-2613
When: 6:30 PM, hares away at 6:45
Probably friendly to dogs.  (Cats Rhinos and Newbies)
Bring your twin, or just a homeless gay that looks like you

FootNotes -Spell check does not recognize the word Tard. Actual distances recorded by Pabst Sneer and if you get lost on trail follow Comes Liberally's dog. Its a very smart dog.