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Mudd Butt is Neither Muddy or Butty Hash
Location Bloomington Park -Lents
Weather 94 and Not Bad

Over view
Mudd Butt laid a banal and sane trail which seemed like the sane and banal thing to do on a Sorta-Salty Monday night. About 45 gathered beer less in the east side of town. It was as straight forward as can be as we followed city streets with several catcalls from Budweiser beer drinking red necks, and for some reason we just kind of fit in.

Dinosaurs unearthed.
Nice Snatch anchored the pack with his crazy cute son Hazard who later took a swim at the beer check water fountain. Wild Man made a return of sorts and found many a true trail , Shitty Kitty also returned from Haitus and tore up the back of the pack while wearing pumps.  Another dinosaur was unearthed as Betty Cocker made her long anticipated return to the hip Monday night hashing scene,

Virgins
Jessica was made to come by UnMemorable F*ck and she seemed to be born to hash as she ran in the front of the pack all night. Jenna (my wife) decided tonight was her night to lose her virginity. And she did. And there was much rejoicing as we up rooted trees for hours and hours.

Oddities on Trail

• Blast rag now has webbed feet.
• Crack up handled the money tonight with class and dexterity.
• Stinky won the hash.
• A local parked behind a Busdweiser tried to join us.
• Man Milk was not lost for a second.
• Tripod nearly ended up on Mt. Scott.
• Hash distance was 3.17 miles.  Click on it to see the trail.
• The keg needed shaking to work.
• The sky was awesome tonight.
• WetSpots talked about the W thing.
• Hydrolicks has participation in her eyes.
• Hot Buns has been inducted into grad school. (Happy Hour Friday)
• Hot Buns gave a bunch of us autographed Hot Bun pants.
• Penus Fly Tramp did not sweat.
• Curdled Cheese Jizz loves her new name even though I cant remember it
• Mystery Meat Face Book posted about the hash while not at the hash.
• Gym Nasty Dreamed of Gin and Tonics.
• Comes Prepared was neither prepared or came.
• Circus Freak (great hash name) showed up to hash with a 100.00 bill
• Just Patrick - looked like the deer in the head lights
• SOPA - not surprisingly got red carded. 

Religion
Doc Snotty balls led religion with down downs to the hare (1.8 seconds), Jessica (2.2), Jenna (Pi seconds) and Betty cocker (still has not finished). Sport drinking went into the night. A bunch of us played pool afterwards. That was fun.

A perfect night to hash.