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Mudd Butt is Neither Muddy or Butty Hash
Location Bloomington Park -Lents
Weather 94 and Not Bad

Over view
Mudd Butt laid a banal and sane trail which seemed like the sane and banal thing to do on a Sorta-Salty Monday night. About 45 gathered beer less in the east side of town. It was as straight forward as can be as we followed city streets with several catcalls from Budweiser beer drinking red necks, and for some reason we just kind of fit in.

Dinosaurs unearthed.
Nice Snatch anchored the pack with his crazy cute son Hazard who later took a swim at the beer check water fountain. Wild Man made a return of sorts and found many a true trail , Shitty Kitty also returned from Haitus and tore up the back of the pack while wearing pumps.  Another dinosaur was unearthed as Betty Cocker made her long anticipated return to the hip Monday night hashing scene,

Virgins
Jessica was made to come by UnMemorable F*ck and she seemed to be born to hash as she ran in the front of the pack all night. Jenna (my wife) decided tonight was her night to lose her virginity. And she did. And there was much rejoicing as we up rooted trees for hours and hours.

Oddities on Trail

• Blast rag now has webbed feet.
• Crack up handled the money tonight with class and dexterity.
• Stinky won the hash.
• A local parked behind a Busdweiser tried to join us.
• Man Milk was not lost for a second.
• Tripod nearly ended up on Mt. Scott.
• Hash distance was 3.17 miles.  Click on it to see the trail.
• The keg needed shaking to work.
• The sky was awesome tonight.
• WetSpots talked about the W thing.
• Hydrolicks has participation in her eyes.
• Hot Buns has been inducted into grad school. (Happy Hour Friday)
• Hot Buns gave a bunch of us autographed Hot Bun pants.
• Penus Fly Tramp did not sweat.
• Curdled Cheese Jizz loves her new name even though I cant remember it
• Mystery Meat Face Book posted about the hash while not at the hash.
• Gym Nasty Dreamed of Gin and Tonics.
• Comes Prepared was neither prepared or came.
• Circus Freak (great hash name) showed up to hash with a 100.00 bill
• Just Patrick - looked like the deer in the head lights
• SOPA - not surprisingly got red carded. 

Religion
Doc Snotty balls led religion with down downs to the hare (1.8 seconds), Jessica (2.2), Jenna (Pi seconds) and Betty cocker (still has not finished). Sport drinking went into the night. A bunch of us played pool afterwards. That was fun.

A perfect night to hash.

OKH3 #211 Tardcore & Penis FlyTramp

Hares: Tard Core & Penis FlyTramp
Meetup at Leisure Public House- 8002 N. Lombard

A small but feisty group met at the Leisure Public House out near the St. Johns Bridge.


Of course our vestal virgins of haring where sporting shirts from ultra marathons and some running race sponsored by their work.

But they had the sense to sneak out the bar and set false trails in every direction. After about 400 yards of such activity done in 40 minutes Mudd Butt and String Cheese had an epiphany and discovered the Hares did not know how to set a trail that turned. If we were running straight we were perfectly fine. It was at this point Gym Nasty, Little Shit and Big Shitter just ran where the trail should have gone thus catching the hares.

Penis Fly Tramp (PFT) was adamant about not being caught but her pants, panties and running shoes ended up in the river and we simply ripped Tard Cores R*thing shirt and hung it on the St. Johns Bridge.

The beer check was 30 beers for 18 people and Pabst Smear dug out a bottle of some hard lick her. Reddy Nip led the incursion out from the beer check up a mean raspberry bush falsie up toward the Portway Tavern where I am told there was another beer check. Flaming Fart, StinkFinger and Mr. Crème Jeans led the assault on the bluff.

Deep Throat (dont click here) and Chester FusterCluck led another group of short cutters with the aid some app on their cell phone.When we got back to the Bar TardCore and PFT were staring at each others private thoughts only to be called for beer and food duty.

Leisure Public House was fantastic as we had great beers, Tomato Basil Soup as well as Toasted Cheese. A few games of spirited bocci ball broke out all went off with out a hitch.  In life when somebody else cooks I seldom complain and the same goes for hashing. Hares set an ambitious trail with a few hiccups but as they say in the bidness, if things go as planned what stories do we have to tell.

Honour to the hares, for haring and not going through the motions and taking some chances.

On On
Big SH***er

Kahuna Hash Run 206
Hares DoubleMint Come and Rear Entry
Weather - Clear and 60 Degrees.

It was a curious night at a curious Bar tucked up on Killingswoth. Saraveza is one of the cooler bars I have been in a while. Honour to the hares on that. People came out of the woodwork tonight and it was great to see Humpers and vagabonds alike such as Feticus, PullIt Out, Scoobie, Female MysteryMeat, Mary Kay Latrino, Loose Caboose,  and Blast Rag. These are faces  not seen often on a Monday.

Trail tonight was run of the mill with various unusual  short cuts through unsuspecing back yards. I believe there were 9 dogs on trail and 5 children under the age of 5 and StinkFinger.  The beer check had copious amounts of beer which left nobody thirsty and the second half of the trail was a jovial romp on a warm sunny spring day.

The On-In sucked out loud.  Tons of Hawaiin Food expertly cooked by the hares that was actually served on real plates with real silverware.  Another thing that really blew was the warm fire. Damn if that wasn't the horses ass. 

Just a week before Got man Milk had loudly proclaimed that this hash was going to suck in epic proportions. And today March 22nd The Double Mint Cum and Rear Entry set the collssal clusterf**k  for the ages as we all drank copius amounts of quality beer, relaxed by a warm fire, quaphed warm food during perfect weather and had an easy to follow trail.

For those who did not get laid when they got home after this run.
It is your own damn fault.
Wish I had something to bitch about but i do not.