Kahuna -2 hundred and something

Hares -Thats them on the left

Where -NoPo

Okay I got writers block. So with some help from Miss Mammurai Warrior here is what may or may not have transpired. Miss Warrior just returned from the Kahuna homeland of Hawaii and her observations are underlined and my fabrications follow

A turnout of 50 hounds on a Monday night is possible -Yes indeed a rather large turn out on a Monday with 50 plus hashers on a PERFECT DAY to hash. Every Monday is a perfect day to hash. Not sure if it was the fall out from the Flame wars or just that Double Mint Cum and Deep throat have abundant charisma or that the pack was hell bent on catching these hares. Rumor spread like wild fire the hares were running commando but lets face it these hares are fast wily and catching them was going to take some serious short cutting or cheating and the rumor was just that as hashers are more interested finding beer than a hare with out pants.

Redi-Nip & Sniffy did a great job making the Red Fox a hasher friendly establishment. The hash started at the Red Fox an ever popular Hasher Bar thanks to Reddi Nip and Sniffy. One Dollar old Germans (I have known a few of these) lubed the pack .

Mosquito repellent at a NoPo beer check is not a bad idea. The beer cheque was in a bog on the bluff and those blood sucking bugs sucked big time tonight.  It was great to see Rear Entry's brother out hashing and many faces not seen in awhile. Pocket Pussy and Miss Pee Pee led a bunch of hashers on a giant circle jerk while a lucky pack of ten missed that and basically hashed straight to the bluff. It was perfectly simple and given the collective non-IQ of the pack it was fitting. Relative newcomers Just Donna and Just Mark led us out of the bog through some shiggy and toward the loopy loopy loop on Shaver. 

Evil twins lay evil false trails! -as observed  by many. Many of us had a magical night and were not fooled but many where fooled by our beloved hares. Tripod was not lost, Muddy balls found his old groove and Goodwill Hunting did most of the work. False trails wew abundant but somehat tepid.

No kennel lays out better on-in grub than the OKH3. Honor! -This is the raving reviews from those who do not CUM on Mondays often. Cincinnati Chili and a yummy chicken stew of sorts. Gym nasty took the long way there fore beer was late to arrive. A warm roaring fire greeted the hashers and it was Monday night at its finest.

• No Drama
• An ample trail on a beautiful night.
• And a short religion.

The pack will never be able to tell Doublemint Cum and Deep Throat apart - an observation from non regulars also.  This statement by the way is false as Doublemint is the bimbo who was running fast and fell down a lot and Deep throat she is the one who also ran fast but did not fall down as often.

Sorry this hash trash is taken from email observations sent to me as I spent a rarefied night at the front of the pack so I as usual had no idea what was going on.

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In honor of the King of SmushBall

     “Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.”

Bart Simpson

 I am going to start a new Monday night hash that is on a different night of the week. -Anonymous.