Hash Number TwentyEight-
Tool Boxes Birthday Number 28
All Saints School -LaurelHurst
Weather - Typical Northwest.

As I ventured out my front door I remembered that I had forgot the directions to the run. Tool Box bailed me out by setting trail right throughout he Hollywood district. So I followed trail to the run. It was a shitty shitty evening. When we got there we learned that her loving brother decided to go drink Martini's with the shirts this leaving his lovely Sister to fend for her self on the day her Mom gave birth to her.

Tool Box was off at 640 and we all decided to leave 10 minutes later but we remembered. NO CHEATING ON A VIRGIN. 28 years into life and TOOL Box was laying her first trail. It won't be her last. A nice comfy crowd of about 20 showed up on the back side of the school. And the beginning was down right clever as we got out of the circle on Halsey we being dizzy and turned around. Wed Ring and Flaming F**t led the insanity over to some strangers house where we drank beer on the porch followed by Cat Pee alley where by Mystery Meat promptly threw up from the smell.

A little snake over the 57 street over pass and we headed over to the Hollywood district. The second beer check had a jovial man who ran a law firm. He let TwatSickle and whomever use his bathroom. And the beers sunk in he started showing us Baby photos of his little ButterTop.
His 28 year old Butter Top. He was a very nice man with ample beer and stories. Mary Lou and StinkFinger led us through Grant High (apparently we were touring all the schools she had flunked out of when she was a child) and then over to a TIKI Bar on 28th. That number has come up a lot tonight. We hung out at a soon to be Tiki Bar where almost
every body could barely walk or run. I blame the beer ....Or Deboner. It does not matter much. More than anything I blame the number 28. Tool Box for turning it, our 28th run and a stumble down 28th Ave as we were all filled to the brim and

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That is my weekly tribue to a Hasher,,,,This week it is Deboner....Just because this is National Deboner Week...Because we dont spend anough time De-boning,,,,,getting caught up in a hash event and enjoying it for what its worth.....De boned.. enjoying it..Occassionly flacid..so be it...

Religion was what is was Kahuna style......Quick and right to it. This week it was Katoy Toy....
and then a trbute to 28.....

Tool Box turns 28 today on our 28th hash and finishes the hash on 28th street..

and Tool Box she cooked the most savory spicy Chicken and a a delicious salad.

The beer paled in comparrision. somewhat......

Happy birthday....Tool Box Girl.......

from Bruce Springsteen
In the day we sweat it out in the streets of a runaway american hash
Monday nights we hash through mansions of glory in no back checks
Sprung from checks out on street 39, Chrome wheeled, beer injected
and checking out over the line ButterTop Baby this town rips the bones from
your back Its a back check, its a a false trail rap
We gotta get out while were young`cause
tramps like us, baby we were born to hash