There is a photo of our new virgins sitting at at the Tyron Creek Footbridge.

Kahuna Hash Run #25
Next Monday's hash run September 25th,
HARE: Just David & Pabst Smear
TYPE: 72 virgins
LOCATION: Gemini Bar & Grill456 N. State StreetLake Oswego


Actally 16 virgins.


(Procol Harems Whiter Shade of Pale Plays in the background)

He said, 'There is no checking
and the false is plain to see.
'But I wandered through my Lake Oswego
and the Police minus Sting would not let her be
one of sixteen vestal virgins
who were leaving for the the beer check
and although her legs were open
they might have just as well've been closed

Give me an O Give me an R give me G give me a Y

Bimbos and Wankers Start your engines as we were off to the races.

We were sent flying with nary a check to slow us down. The police circled I believe for the only reason to see if we were going to set a land speed record. The beer check was 2 miles from the start and we made it there in 14 minutes and 23 seconds. It took us longer to drink 13 -16 ounce beers. Katoy Toy for some reason did the honorable thing and took the road less travelled and did a solo shiggy traverse where one was not really needed. But the Cold Millers tasted good. I felt like a Nascar Car (we were going that fast) in the pits.

And off we were through Tyron Creek with Sniffy, Deboner , O, and Cheese Dick getting into a large political bruhahahaha. The course was so straight forward one only needed to follow like sheep. We finished in a field by the car wash and Religion was done in 3 minutes and 240 seconds. Just David almost got named as he wanted to service the MisManagement but no name emerged on this pretty as a button evening.

We all headed over to the Gemini and it was all good fun. Mystery Meat
won some mystery licorice ,NipStick won some Doritos and we all hung
out for a long time.