221 Mystery Hares (Hi and Lois)

Chase the mystery hares through the wild shiggy of North Portland. Dress for kahuna/Hawaiian hashing.

Meet at Six Point Inn - 6801 N Columbia Way (@ N Fessenden) Hares off at 6:45; well-lubed pack off at 7:00. Shiggy-rific A-A' trail. Dogs okay-ish.

Bring: hash cash, virgins, Hawaiian outfits, wahinis, feastly attitude for on-in bbq, new shoes.

On a night with wild weather and where the unexpected was expected about 35 hashers met at the SixPoint Inn in North Portland. The Six Point in a haven for those who aspire to Drink full time. A lair of warmth with a hint of smoke from days gone by. Seriously, there were many veteran veteran hashers in attendance but it felt like we were doing it for the first time.

Mystery Hares showed up at the start in costumes with Rear Entry studying a map and Lois Lame looking like the Lone Ranger.  The trail went through back yard brier bushes and headed over toward the train tracks on Columbia and as we headed north a train actually rambled through between the pack and where the trail was headed.  Some savy short cutters (Doc Snotting Balls, Bundling Board, Hot Buns, Cream Jeans) did manage to successfully cheat while the rest of us wanked as a train stalled on the tracks like a scene from

Trainspotting is a 1996 British drama film directed by Danny Boyle based on the novel of the same name by Irvine Welsh. The movie follows a group of heroin beer addicts in a late 1980s economically depressed area of Edinburgh  Portland and their passage through life. The film stars Ewan McGregor as Barnacle Box, Ewen Bremner as , Whiskey Dick played by Jesus  with cameos from Slut machine and her her whale dog.

We did eventually make it to the beer check as we lined the bike path cheering families on like on the Tour De France and eventually made it into the SLUT HOUSE on the bluff.

Religions was funny as can be.  Hot Buns serenaded hashers from Brazil with a Portuguese versions of hash songs and Chester Fuster Cluck and Mystery Meat led the masses to a 35 piece round of Swing Low.

Quick Glimpses from this week.

Rear Entry surprises gal friend Doublemint Come by coming    ...................................to the hash and laying........  trail.  Unmemorable F**k  was just unmemorable as usual and tried to out smart the train,  Doc Snotty Balls and Whiskey Dick won the hash with a last minute short cut, Tripod actually finished a hash, hash God had her neice in tow, where the F*** is Tard Core, Penis Fly Tramp  should have short cutted and all in all A Perfect Night to Hash.

HareRising Facts -

Rear Entry has raised the bar for all us wankers, remembering anal verse aires and all that stuff. kudos for jumping out of the car, picking up a map and laying everything in sight.

Lois Lame - After missing the hash 31 weeks in a row he makes his triumphant return like when Bachman Turner Over Drive came out of retirement and toured again.