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When: meet @6:30, hares off @6:45, Pack off @7:00
Where: Cosmo Lounge 6707 Southeast Milwaukie Avenue Portland, OR 97202 (503) 233-4220
Details: A to A, Bring $5, virgins and leave the strollers

Logistics and BackGround
The when and where of this hash were sent out on the Intertubes midday Monday which usually forshadows a small pack but today nothing made sense.A warm steamy evening greeted the feeble half minds gathered at Cosmo Lounge. This place is classy as it still smells of Marlboros a good 19 months after fags were banned from drinking establishments.

The Hares
Penis Fly Tramp has hared twice before with mixed reults but in general she is ballsy, she hares and it is fun. Lisa made her debut on the big screen today. She is fairly new to Monday night and it is quite surprising she has not been named yet as she has a foul mouthed salty lovable  reputation. It is an upset of epic proportions she has not been named yet.

The Journey
A romp through sellwood neighborhoods, up to Johnson Creek to a beer check on the wet end of a stream crossing. Some sting nettles and rusty fence climbs followed by golf course hashing and  a mean circle jerk back in Sellwood.

Abbreviated Cast of Caricatures

• Moose Knuckle - led the ambush on Johnson Creek.
• Stink Finker -Per Usual had blood running down his Arm.
• Doublemint Cum - Short cutted to ACropolis , no trail to be found.
• Mystery Meat - Front running Bastard blew a gasket in his quadracept.
• Blast Rag - we all need one or two and we needed a Blast rag tonight as she ran all the tough false trails, did all the uphill legs and get everybody safe on the stream crossing.
• Coitus - seen wandering the SpringH20 borridor.
• Doc SnottyBalls - Showed up late and did 5 mile minutes to catch up.
• Cums Prepared - Usual loud obnoxios self.
• Deep Throat - Another Late Comer- barely missed winning hash.
• Trunk Monkey - Deflowered a flower. Had one pabst too many.
• Shitty Kitty - short cutted ill faied circle jerk in Sellwood.
• Phucked Up Phonics - Cold Day, Hot Shorts, Not a great day to be a fan of the sun or the Suns.  
• No Beer Queer - Somehow shoes caught on fire. Not sure abouth how? 
• Virgin Bimbo -as usual no memory of her name but she was  a trooper knocking back beers, jumping Johnson Creek
• Virgin Wanker - lead singer of the Decemberists.. Had nothing better to do. 
• Bimbo Bar tender at Cosmos in a Tank Top - former hasher whom I would like to adopt.

Religion was led by some idit who forgot how to do religion once again proving the co-existence of Scence and Religion is irrelevent.

Below is a review of both Iron Man 2 as well as this hash aka FlyTramp3,

Right from the start, and if for no other reason, the makers of "Iron Man 2 (This Hash)," the sequel to the delightful 2008 hit hash set in NorthPortland, should be commended for not slathering their trail in microbrew effects and thereby upping the hang over prices larcenously. In a hobby where the ethos of 'If you can't make it shiggy, make it 3D' increasingly prevails, it's refreshing to see Lisa and Tramp decide that what was good enough for, oh, "The Matrix The Beer Check" is good enough for the On-In.


That said, though, "FT3" is only a metaphor -- if an agreeable and harmless one -- of its predecessor hash. So very often, third hashes in a franchise are like second albums by f***ing Cold Play: the debut represents years of applied work and heart and inspiration, while the follow-up is done as a means to get laid imposed by a corporation and heedless of the comings and sewings of the muses of creative fortune.

Here, an eclectic atmosphere pervades the saucy doings of bimbo pauper inventor JustLisa and her armored alter ego VFT, and nothing that the utterly charming Tramp. does can revive the verve that made the first hash such a debacle. There's nothing offensively wrong about "FTP3," but there's plenty in it that infuses you with a sense of thrills, laughs, tension, drama or fun. Its a no holds barred clusterfu** of epic proportions. I have a feeling Rectal Rooters girlfriend wouuld have enjoyed this one.