Hash 70 Weather 70 and Cloudy

Hare -Just Scheiss Vancouver, Washington

You Simply Had To Be There

Just Scheiss (JS) looked like the proverbial beer in the head lights at the start as he was worried nobody would show, the trail would be too long, the beer would be stolen you know the the crazy stuff we all think about as hare.

JS in a wig had us look south as he ran north at the start. He gave us a song to sing and we did. With gusto I must add.

We learned at the start that this was JS's virgin lay and like most virgin lays he did it using his right hand. And then then the fun began. We started 15 minutes late because JS had the hash in the land of Tanya Harding...A small but perfect collection of hashers (18) gathered on this night, hashers with Chutzpah.....It is actually the first hash I have been where Wild Man was not present....

We were expecting the worst and ...it wasn't even close to that as trail headed through baseball fields on Clarke College.....Red Light Special found trail in places we should not have found it...JS was on top of his game so far. Trail headed over toward the beer check North of Campus where by......................For most of the night we threw a golf ball on trail and the ball was last seen after the second beer check. The atnoshere was circus like tonight...

Kahuna's Bizarre Beer Check Custom hit again....

Beer Check Number 1

Pabst Smear found beer and girly drinks in the bushes... O imbibed on Bartles and James Wine Coolers as Guest Houston Obscene Singing Troubadour (Ghost) blew through the beer check of Legends. We were all sitting on a step when a Jesus looking like drunk homeless nomad approached the beer check claiming his name was Tom Sawyer...We gave him a beer and told us stories that we thought would not end well and everytime he referred to the layees of the hash as ladies, we all corrected him with ...BIMBO's..

This guy was rather bizarre with wild eyes and wild hair and he was weirder than the dead guy 7 weeks ago and the Batilac on july 4th and the Coyote from last week. He told stories about woman he wanted to meet and if they would meet him they would kill him.....

German Shiesse. (I dont remember her name at the start of the hash..) You will recognize her as the German Girl whom looks good in tights... Led the pack (we were fairly together up til then) over soccer fields and minor shiggy toward Beer Check Number 2.

Beer Check Number 2

2 youngs rockers were sitting on the bench smoking Marlboros and we offered them a beer and the reply was.

"No thanks we have 40s at home". More Bartles and James and the trail was pretty straight forward all the way back to the Fort....

OnIn

So much for short religions.....Guest Houston Obscene Singing Troubadour led religion and it was a very funny religion. We sang more songs than we know and everybody did downs once or twice. German Scheisse got named that because......I have no idea....

Egnimatic Observations

• Pabst Smear was seen doing the R-thing before the hash
• Red Light Special had beer in his camel back tonight.
• Blast Rag made great vegan Tater Salad
• Flaming Fart won the hash
• Traffic was light out to the Couv.
• No Tanya Harding sightings that I know of
• MLR brought a bunch of Pabst to the start- well done
• Gym Nasty tells me we bank rupted the hash tonight....

On On

Grosser Scheisser

'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.'
Abraham Lincoln, (attributed)16th president of US (1809 - 1865)