What do You Know

What do You Know

We were waiting for Monday’s 7:00 run to start.

This real pretty girl walks into the bar and asks if we were with the hash. (Our running group)

I said yes.

I asked her,  what brought her out tonight.

She said she had moved from Madison Wisconsin to go to Oregon State for grad school.

I asked her if she knew who Michael Feldman was. Everybody in Madison knows Michael Feldman..

She said No

I said O.S.U is on the television now playing for the National championship.

So we watched the game and 5 of us started the run 20 minutes late. Oregon State won 3 to 2.

Well the girl from Madison ran by me in a flash, all pretty legs and all.

My friend Todd says who was that?

I said I am not sure but she is fast and she’s pretty.

And we keep running.

In the middle of the run she was out of breath and stumbled in.

After the run it is my job to recognize new comers and various other sundry transgressions.

So I call her up on stage,. .and I pour her a beer ….and we sing a song..

and then I give her the beer.

and she asks me….Can her Dad drink her beer for her…

and of course, her Dad was Todd whom I had told his daughter was pretty.

I Should have known when she didn’t know whom Michael Feldman was.

I believe her major is going to be acting.