Proper sliding Techniques taught by Shamumu ..years ago.

Kahuna Hash Number 11 -Hare Muddy Balls

The first check was on homeplate at the Lillis-Albina Park Ball field. Trail was not found and a kickball game broke out. Hashers were randomly picked into teams and the teams became known as
Team One and Team Two.

Muddy Balls started the game pitching as he held Olivia . The game was almost over before it started as we forgot one golden rule of kick ball. Dogs bite and puncture kick balls. Before the star spangled banner was over Worm Hole sent a sizzling high blooper right toward NippStick whom all the sudden forgot what his hands were put on his body for who relayed the throw to Rear Entry whom picked up the ball and lined a sizzling relay throw just missing Just Plain Sandy by about 11 inches but which made her body ripple with exhaustion which of course made WildMan blow a gasket and remember that kickball was not a contact sport. Every single play was like this. Chaos out of control.

In one sixth inning moment of drama Mary Lou Rectum tried applying a tag to Shamumu whom can you believe slid into third base (she said it was all instinct) setting her right leg into a bleeding frenzy that could be seen from the Freemont Bridge. Chum Guzzler later started a seventh inning double play where i believe Heather and Just Andrea were actually stranded on second and all WildMan had to do was walk over the second and he would have had an un-assisted triple play. But no, he Fu**ed that up and Crack-Up cracked up and the entire time I have no idea what Stick Finger and Just Kim West were doing as they were paralyzed from having a beer in each hand.


The box Score

Team 1 2 3 2 0 2 3 2 3 2 -17 22 4
Team 2 1 1 1 3 2 0 1 0 0 -9 11 2


Winning Pitcher - MANDIGO - Reddy nip
Losing Pitcher -Olivia
MBC - 7 Jim Nasty
CFU's - 5 NipStick
Injuries -NipStick - Magic Merkin Ride.
Beers left on Field - Team 1 (5) Team 2 (2)

Alchohol ABUSE - Sniffilus - knocked 2 beers over in one kick

Quotes - "I am not really good at team sports" ....I forgot who said it but they were right.
"There are no rules that I understand" "WM" ...
"Its all instinct when your out there" - Shamumu
"Gym Nasty has a really white Ass" - "Tool Box"

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