Hutch but why does my butt hurt? running of the 195th Kahuna hash! Brought to you by Cankle SORE

There was vixen , and comet, stinky and spots, pabst and man milk, the doc, the flaming fart, the nasty (gym), the hare krotch, the cankle, fucks ewes (has recently returned from Americore), screams her own name and chum guzzler, Pocket Pussy, Trampvestite (formerly known as Mans broke the Mantle), cums in taxis, and bunch of other wankers including a Just something or another (bimbo), on his knees? And Another wanker out lost (AWOL). Did you all hear that AWOL is leaving us to fight in the Middle east. Bring our Soliders home SAFE PLEASE!

So, We were 69 in all (minus about 40) in the 27 degree weather running the streets near Providence hospital. Chum guzzler shared that the last time he was running past Providence on Glisan he had to go to the ER because he twisted and ankle or something.

There was Gold schlager (aka cinnamon schapps with gold flakes) next to the Joan of Ark at 39th and Glisan, we ran past xmas lights over the hills and far away then oveer I – 84 and through dog parks to find big cans of Foster Brew, dog shit and Jagermeister. (Yummy), (For the record only Stinkfinger stepped in dog shit). At last,
We got back to the bar and drank good beer (imagine that…? good beer at a hash? well it's a Kahuna) and sang some silly songs that Krotchna lead including: "it's a small dick" and "would you like a finger in your ear"

Cream jeans did a down down for his stupid ass dog, so did Cums in Taxis for the "Douche Dog" and we drank silly and ran home to watch the Blazers lose to the 76ers boo hoo.

More to cum on Wednesday when Trunk Monkee Deflours Fourgasm NOW that is one to see. Two steaming hot (single ?) bimbos!
Speaking of BIMBOS the 2010 Dead Whores Calendar is out, ready for your wall space. Get um now!

ON ON and Happy New Year! HK