Rear Entry's Excellent MisAdventure

It's been a bad day.
Please don't take a picture.
It's been a bad day.

35 people assembled at Sloan's bar and grill.

from Willy Week

Best place to truck into the pa(b)st Sloan's Tavern (36 N Russell St., 287-2262) has an actual Freightliner truck cab mounted on the outside. A family-owned establishment for more than 20 years, the bar was a natural addition to owner Bob Sloan's truck-repair shop next door, Sloan's Custom Body & Paint.

and for some reason the Beer was cold and good.

Rear Entry headed out on trail at the appointed time and an especially vibrant pack followed. Down town wasn't fooled by the sky scapers, Stinky stumbled, Lois Lame sweated, Flaming Fart sang, Hydrolicks hopped on one healthy leg, Screamer screamed, Just Bob bobbed and Blast Rag blasted out to the first difficult check in a string of many.

Meanwhile miles ahead our Hare Rear Entry walked into Fred Meyers to buy beer check beer and received the beer and payed for the beer using his entire wallet. (One wallet now missing) and proceeded to the beer check and put the 80 cans of Froth in some hidden spot, which promptly got stolen and consumed by I am assuming the Fred Meyer guy with his wallet.

The pack languished over and under I5. (Yes we truly ran along I5) and then we followed sticker bushes, brambles and nettle down a rocky dale. Just Sharon and Just Dawn convinced the the pack to head back to the comfort of Sloan's. As we ran back to Sloan's Rear entry was seen stumbling back in all red faced and foul mouthed but no worse for the wear.

He simply said, you guys are bunch of idiots. We agreed and ambled over to the on in.

Religion was fantastic and as usual I forgot the hash name of our visitor from Arizona but he was funny as sheiss and sang some great songs. Religion was led by Slut Machine (I think) and at this point this hash trash is becoming a work of fiction as I can not remember anything that happened.

But these things did in fact happen.

Flaming Fart dreamed that Coitus brought a giant dooby to the hash.

Pabst smear won the Eddie Munster look alike contest.

The fried chicken was a bit smarmy.

Tool box is still looking for the mystery ingredient in the rolls.

AWOL did a stellar job of decoding a back check on Williams.

Wild Man tirades -zero.

The beers at Sloan's were 1.50.

Rear Entry lost his wallet.

Rear Entries co hare got named.

and reportedly Rear Entry found his wallet.