Kahuna 3rd ANAL (SIC) Game Hash
Hares Alley Kat, Wild Man, Pabst
Weather 82 Sunny
Once that foray into the dramatic was over we got into the late summer tradition known as the game hash . It was a perfect perfect night for mush ball. Despite a division that divides this country (pro mushballers vs anti mush ballers) we set a hash in spite of our selves...Pabst Smear set a death march that covered all of 12 blocks. The beer check consisted of 2 cordials that tasted like a post blow job french kiss. We still made it to the mush ball game....Albeit stumbling and humbled.
We did a quick religion and picked sides for mushball. The mushball game was pure ribaldry. Alley Kats team raced out to an 8-0 lead in Keystone cops like first inning with Just Gnat and Just Matt leading the way with gigantic first inning hits. It was discovered Arse Parade has hands of Stone.
Well Pabst Team mounted a giant comeback highlighted by one fantastic play.
Hares Alley Kat, Wild Man, Pabst
Weather 82 Sunny
Once that foray into the dramatic was over we got into the late summer tradition known as the game hash . It was a perfect perfect night for mush ball. Despite a division that divides this country (pro mushballers vs anti mush ballers) we set a hash in spite of our selves...Pabst Smear set a death march that covered all of 12 blocks. The beer check consisted of 2 cordials that tasted like a post blow job french kiss. We still made it to the mush ball game....Albeit stumbling and humbled.
We did a quick religion and picked sides for mushball. The mushball game was pure ribaldry. Alley Kats team raced out to an 8-0 lead in Keystone cops like first inning with Just Gnat and Just Matt leading the way with gigantic first inning hits. It was discovered Arse Parade has hands of Stone.
Well Pabst Team mounted a giant comeback highlighted by one fantastic play.
With the bases loaded somebody lofted a flyball to Hydrolicks and as the ball flew toward her she was holding two dogs with two leashes and in her frenzy to catch the ball and dogs tangled both leashes around both ankles and soon she was on her back with arms akimbo as the smush ball rolled innocently into deep center field. She had participation in her eyes as smile meekly toward the cameras.
That incident alone was worth the price of admission. The game ended with The Alley Kats winning 12-11 as Big Shitter tripped over second base leaving the winning run score. And Everybody laughed their asses off leaving me a bit red faced but laughing from ear to ear.
Other high lights.....
Hash God can really hit a ball and there are no called strikes on Monday night hash gods.
Haolewood! had a hard time finding left field but every time a ball went his way he caught it.
Just Sharon just gave up mid game and the by the sixth inning and soon perfected the art of drinking from a can...
Gym Nasty - excellent play at third base nailing me in the back from across the field...
Man Milk - killer third place play while surrounded by beer cans...
Doc Snot-E-Balls -he actually tried bunting for a base hit after nine runs had scored...Winner of Mr. Congeniality....
Pabst -blew his load setting trail...
Hare Krotchna - told tails of finding a really small tick on fer husband....Tread silently while banishing a mean stick....
Dr. Ama -never really made it to the game...
I don't know about everybody else but that was fun as hell. I laughed for 2 hours straight. The drama was even funny. The picture above is basically what the field looked like after the game ended. A train wreck, with laughter all over the place. Another perfect summer night to hash.
Next week - Miss Krotchna hosts.....
That incident alone was worth the price of admission. The game ended with The Alley Kats winning 12-11 as Big Shitter tripped over second base leaving the winning run score. And Everybody laughed their asses off leaving me a bit red faced but laughing from ear to ear.
Other high lights.....
Hash God can really hit a ball and there are no called strikes on Monday night hash gods.
Haolewood! had a hard time finding left field but every time a ball went his way he caught it.
Just Sharon just gave up mid game and the by the sixth inning and soon perfected the art of drinking from a can...
Gym Nasty - excellent play at third base nailing me in the back from across the field...
Man Milk - killer third place play while surrounded by beer cans...
Doc Snot-E-Balls -he actually tried bunting for a base hit after nine runs had scored...Winner of Mr. Congeniality....
Pabst -blew his load setting trail...
Hare Krotchna - told tails of finding a really small tick on fer husband....Tread silently while banishing a mean stick....
Dr. Ama -never really made it to the game...
I don't know about everybody else but that was fun as hell. I laughed for 2 hours straight. The drama was even funny. The picture above is basically what the field looked like after the game ended. A train wreck, with laughter all over the place. Another perfect summer night to hash.
Next week - Miss Krotchna hosts.....
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