Just Gnat Cant Connect
With Would Be Imbibers

Despite an obvious pandering
(witnessed by tons of PBR at the
start) Gnat had the visions of the
best laid trail since the Great
Depression.





As an walking billboard to the our local brew pubs 30 hashers stood
outside the Kennedy school and drank warm Pabst Blue Ribbon complete eschewing
the Kennedy schools "fine" brews. Some guy showed up at the start with an Ipod and headphones, and a race shirt and God and Cum Magnet let him have it.

About 30 hashers gathered under a sanguine sky at the Kennedy school.
Gnat was headed east right on time and the pack soon followed suit.

Cream jeans and pooch led the pack eastward with fairly easy checks solved by idiots such as
Stinky and Gus the Buses owner. A snarky tangent was run over a barbed wire fence toward
a beer check in a swamp. Coitus and HollyWood helped the hounds over the fence. Got Milf
and BOB (Bred on Beer) led a parade over the golf course and once again ducking cars on Lombard.


Free Shitter fresh out jail led us toward Concordia University. The trail went on a bit long
but we all stumbled in. And guess what no hare was to be found for another 30 minutes.
10 of us actually got into a 5 on 5 basketball game and finally the ice was broken as Alley Cat started chugging from large Beer Bottle as the hare was still AWOL.

Cream Jeans led a pert religion of sorts and the beer finally did arrive. Gnat pulled his ass (card) at religion by bringing his four year old daughter Lily. Sorry I have to interject That should be illegal. Lily is one of the cutest kids I have met. Take note. Hashers make beautiful babies. But as true to form we sang songs with bad words in them and I believe Lily escaped unscathed.

In a rather usual tangent somebody asked Gus the Bus's mom does she watch porn and with out blinking an eye she replied . Itty bitty Gang Bang (Porn Midget Sight) and will now move forward with that hash name for the rest of her life.

When one ventures forth to a hash one most expect the unexpected. Do you remember the first time in your life you had sex. It wasn't exactly straight forward and there were screw ups and diversions. Hashing is like that, especially your first time.

It is better to have hashed and lost it all than to have never hashed before.

Well done Virgin Gnat,