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The Frigid Pole
Skyline and Cornell

Portland , Oregon (AP) -- Negotiators for the United Poll Dancers Union (UPDU) and the Kahuna Hash ended a marathon shiggy breaking session late Monday, more than two hours after their Beer Buzz was set to expire.

My Once in a Blew Moon Hasher Spot Light

Alley Cat - That being said, Alley Kat was kind of the the hasher in the know tonight showed up tonight brandishing a quart of fine Ale in her left hand (purchased at Albertson's) and what could be more alluring than that. Not much....and like the hasher I always try to spotlight we can not remember her actually running trail, but that's what makes a great hasher..simply that. She is always there with a beer in her hand, a song in her heart but I don't think I have ever seen her on trail. Beer Checks ye, the trail no.

The hash trail went up a road... for a while as old fossils LIPS. O, BUNNY KILLER and BUNT LIPS surmised we have hashed here often so what could possibly go ashtray.. They meant astray. We were greeted by local residents whom were behooved by our left turn into

The Trail went down into the Shiggy .. their neighborhood shiggy they never knew existed. Of course Tinker Belle joined us an hour late and Just Jeremy led us to the beer check in the woods. Where of course we consumed various canned beers and Old English 64. Goo swallow proclaimed its time to hash again.

The trail then went no where as post beer check we scurried around in the dark looking for Red Tape and it was a night darker than most, quieter than most and for early fall i started to get a bit chilly. 34 headlights could be seen but nary a red tape. Mystery Meat and Clam Dude finally found tape and this is the honest to goodness truth there was a hole in the ground that looked like somebody was trying to dig a grave. Hot Buns saw it to. Mark my words, the next un-solved gruesome murder in Portland, the body will show up there.

Beer Check on A Road -we needed another beer check at this point like we needed a hole in a donut and we proceeded down an ankle ripping patch of shiggy into

A Flat Road -where ironically a loud snap was heard from here to Greshem, the sound of Chum Guzzler's ankle snapping in 2 as he writhed around in pain, we all kind of ignored him as beer was withing 150 yards. They are dropping like flies at Kahuna..

---NOTE -Replacement hare needed on October 8th die to this catastrophic event--------

All in all a pretty clever run despite my loathing of the pre-set run. To Frigid Holes credit her fast haring experience she was trained by a complete IDIOT and she recovered and Pole Dancer could care less what we think of his trail because he always gets the girl in the end.

Religion was done by Mr Cream Jeans. I I have no idea who did down downs.. None. It was that type of night.

Gleefully Submitted

Big S.