OKH3 #211 Tardcore & Penis FlyTramp

Hares: Tard Core & Penis FlyTramp
Meetup at Leisure Public House- 8002 N. Lombard

A small but feisty group met at the Leisure Public House out near the St. Johns Bridge.


Of course our vestal virgins of haring where sporting shirts from ultra marathons and some running race sponsored by their work.

But they had the sense to sneak out the bar and set false trails in every direction. After about 400 yards of such activity done in 40 minutes Mudd Butt and String Cheese had an epiphany and discovered the Hares did not know how to set a trail that turned. If we were running straight we were perfectly fine. It was at this point Gym Nasty, Little Shit and Big Shitter just ran where the trail should have gone thus catching the hares.

Penis Fly Tramp (PFT) was adamant about not being caught but her pants, panties and running shoes ended up in the river and we simply ripped Tard Cores R*thing shirt and hung it on the St. Johns Bridge.

The beer check was 30 beers for 18 people and Pabst Smear dug out a bottle of some hard lick her. Reddy Nip led the incursion out from the beer check up a mean raspberry bush falsie up toward the Portway Tavern where I am told there was another beer check. Flaming Fart, StinkFinger and Mr. Crème Jeans led the assault on the bluff.

Deep Throat (dont click here) and Chester FusterCluck led another group of short cutters with the aid some app on their cell phone.When we got back to the Bar TardCore and PFT were staring at each others private thoughts only to be called for beer and food duty.

Leisure Public House was fantastic as we had great beers, Tomato Basil Soup as well as Toasted Cheese. A few games of spirited bocci ball broke out all went off with out a hitch.  In life when somebody else cooks I seldom complain and the same goes for hashing. Hares set an ambitious trail with a few hiccups but as they say in the bidness, if things go as planned what stories do we have to tell.

Honour to the hares, for haring and not going through the motions and taking some chances.

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Big SH***er