I heard somebody on trail say "Sex with these two must be a challenge" as just when you think you are finished she looks you in the eyes and says "I not done yet".
The night started out perfectly at a cool dive and we tried buying birthday boy a seven and seven and ended up with a Gin & Ginger Ale. Foreshadowing aside, what a nice turnout.
The trail went lots of places hitting every alley, side street, park and dive bar in North East Portland, with about an hour of hashing over on Alberta and then an hour of hashing over in Wilshire park (where the hares where astute enough to have a 48 pack of beer) and finally another hour of hashing in the slums of Irvington.
4 vestal virgins where stunned by the early NASCAR pace as the checks did not slow down anybody.
A crazy check on Alameda ridge confounded many a half mind, (Remember the theory of hashing 1/2 mind times 1/2 mind = 1/4 mind.) tried to solve a crazy confounding check. It is analogous to the previous comment as this check was like trying to solve a difficult snap in the front bra back when you were in 9th grade. Can't say I have figured that one out yet.
Truth be told, having sex for hours isn't all that bad and being out on trail for hours and hours tonight was much the same...But after 2 and half hours of anything most of us would like a beer...
And for a few minutes we completely ran out of beer.
But our lovey hares Double Mint Come and Brokeback
ran out and stole a few cases from some kids
walking out of a seven eleven.
a haiku
Nasty Alameda
check nearly broke double mints
ability to come
Rumor has it there was pizza and cookies and all kinds of food but many of us took forever to solve the difficult snap in the front bra beer check. So we simply drank and played Pingpong. Fun fun evening.
On On Big
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