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Jackson Middle School –Weather Cold

Why One Should Drink

I recently decided to not drink during the week and Monday is during the week. So we get to the beer check and everybody is enjoying a beer and I just drank a big glass of pink grapefruit juice. It was tasty and delicious. So as I am ready to head home for the night, God gives me the carton of grapefruit juice for the ride home. I forgot about it and left the grapefruit juice in the back of the car.

The next day I am going to the W thing and decide to take said Grapefruit juice into work with me. I was thirsty so I sort of kind of chugged it while walking to my desk. 15 minutes later I came to the conclusion that i was not functioning well. I forgot there was vodka at the beer check and maybe somebody poured it in the grapefruit juice.

What Not To Wear

Last night was 28 degrees with a little wind and our lovely hares donned Larry Bird like shorts for a romp in the frigid tundra. Awol also wore shorts on this frigid evening. Conversely Blast Rag had 11 sweatshirts as Did Screams her own name. Trail meandered all over southwest into the woods. It was great running in the snow. Tool Box and Horses Ass did a great job of finding trail and our lovely hares did a fine job of laying.

The Beer Check

Beers, Vodka Red Bull, Grapefruit Juice and Ice. It's kind of nice to have a warm beer on a cold night. We all stood around and looked at the stars for a awhile. it was a pristine cold clear evening. Our beer breath hung in the air as Man Milk pointed out Orion. ATM found the Pleates and Lips finally figured out the big thing in the sky was Venus. Why would I point out the sky on a hash write up. Because it was stunningly pretty tonight.

The Three Newbies followed the Evening Star

Three nubile bimbo virgins (one in a crazy assed hat) ran the course solo after starting late. A noble effort on a night such as this. They made it to the end and drank warm beer down downs.

Chum Guzzler orated the religion with wit, godspeed and candor.

The Reviews

**** As a season hasher, God and Licks are devoted to keeping crime and mischief out of the this SouthWest southwest running trails that they created, even if she isn't allowed to wear a gun. But the hashers helpers.. (Never mind thats a Review for Mall Cop).

**** A rollicking Romp around snowy dewy trails under the star lit skyie that was a feast for the eyes and the pallette. Well marked trails that kept the hashers guessing all the way to the well stocked beer check in the woods. Good times.

Next Week Tool Box and a Guest Hare take on a Hashing Holiday favourite.. Ground Hogs Day.