Hash 65 -Hares Winky - Hounds 26 - Mary Young Park. West Linn Oregon

Ever have one of those little moments where you look across the room on a perfect sun lit morning and your significant others gives you a sly little knowing smile and you retreat to the kitchen floor for 8 minutes of the most perfect (____)(____) you fill in the blanks.

Short, sweet, slighly salty and almost perfect.

That was tonight's hash. The hare had wonder margaritas at the start and a a very handsome crowd assembled to imbibe lightly. I had forgot that everybody was at the weekend pitch a tent and fuck festival so the the mood was serene. Early trail snaked around the east side of the park....Loose Caboose somehow got stuck in the shiggy as the trail headed back toward us toward a punch check in the woods. Just Shit waxed poetically about something and Split Beaver punched him for shits and giggles. Punches were thrown and they were consumed..

Sloppy Beaver (Lots of Beavers on trail tonight) with little Shitter led the pack down toward the river...Silent But Deadly found true trail up a mud slide Blast Rag led a pack over a fence where the trail did not go...The trail headed back into the park and Scooby snatch led a post coital march to the finish and God declared this is the end...Short sweet and with out a hookup in sight...

Religion was led by Blast Rag (That is her Monday Night Name). Sloppy Beaver made it back the hash after many years...She has been in the Far east gathering food for Winky's feast of the night. Great sushi was served along with a wonderful Asian Salad which I snagged the recipe for the dressing. We played frisbee, chased Dogs and drank Beer....Outstandingly Shitty Frolic....

Notes The Moving City (Hump) AGM (This is just my observations I remember being at run number 9 where we had 9 people drinking beer under a tree...

• Note to new RA- Please re-name Rectal Rooter DNA. (Deeply Needing Attention).
• Honor to Ass Parade- Boiling and Cooking the Hash Shit..Thats funny stuff.
• New Grand Mattress Tool Box- honor great as Beer Bitch.
• Great Ideas with the shirts and the entire AGM hash... That was just a lot of fun. The Moving City ( Monday night name for the Hump Hash) had plenty of food and
• I really can not tell the difference between Barnicle Box And Fuzzy Fish Taco and they were both there proving they are different people..
• Milwaukee -six rebel flags on trail. cars in every yard a dentist could get rich in this town and 11 out of ten households blow up shit in their yard on Independence day.

Next weeks Kahuna Hash is Slut Machine in North Portland...See you there.