CumOnIWannaLayEwe and Slut Machine
Hash Number 63 -Cedar Mills Oregon

One million people came out strong for this hash as it was a perfect night in the SparkleJet Stream just to get out and hash. For such a Slut, the machine brings out the virgin in all of us.

As I was leaving the hash somebody clobbered me in the head with an elbow ...So this write up is in random form. Please feel free to add your own

A Cheesy Poem

Just before the sunset
Waits a muddy trail
Just before the back check
Gym Nasty and the other Hare
Their beer is golden
The colour of the sand
Beer goggles sparkle in the night
Flour drivels in their hand


Lots of Churches.

Beaverton has them.
Scooby Snatch led the pack to a church on the hill and Miss Krotchna found trail over the snowline of Cedar mills and over 26 where TinkerBell and Hot buns helped every hotty over a fence and over to a beer check in the fields by the interstate. Two Virgins (Table Jugs and Slut Machine's friend) tumbled in last but two cans of Miller High Life greeted them at the beer check .

Miller High Life

from the urban dictionary. miller highlife
Miller highlife is the champange of beer..bitches.
one taste of miller highlife, and you'll know excatly what I'm talking about

Just my opinion -the can probably makes a decent beer bong...


Dinasaur Skulls found on trail (Another in Kahuna's Bizarre Beer Checks)

The trail then headed through a swamp. HydroLicks and Coitus ran up to a mark in the swamp that read Beer Near. (BN). Merkin and Killer translated their broken English to mean beer within a quarter mile. Did not happen as we went trough a few Paleozoic periods and came across Dinosaur bones on trail. An autopsy revealed the Dinosaur died from drinking too much Miller High Life. The beer check was finally found and consumed..

Sheep found on Trail

(A Quick Haiku)

sheep three miles in

standing sheepishly

winking at pabst Smear

Dead Guy From Last Weeks Lays a Mean Back Check

An hour into the run we headed down Walker rd and for some reason there was an

• An Obvious over layed trail hinting at a false.
• An arrow pointing to a house with a wood pile
• Pabst Smear and Lion Queen standing on the road saying "What The FCKU.
• Something tells me the Dead Guy From last week set this one as Slut and CumOnEyeWannaLayEwe just batted their doughy eyes.

The Final Feast

The hares fed us to the gills, Lots of really good food and bimbos in bikinis doing back dives into the pool and a fire and what more could one ask for. Swamp Bitch from Pittsburg led religion and
we all learned a few gnu songs.

Next Weeks Hash

OKH3 Monday, June 18thStart: Sellwood Riverfront Park near Sellwood bridge and Oaks Park on the East side of the riverHares: Cop Killer and Hare KrotchnaTime: 6:30 Hares off 6:45Bring: A CUP, dry bag, virgins, jokes, snacks and $5 --- OUTDOOR ON - INOn On