Blast Rag and Pabst Smear Present Beauty and the Beast -Hash Number 51 ClackersInMyAss, Oregon -Weather Cold Paid Attendance 21

Pabst and Blast hashed up the hill

To set a trail of flower.

But O fell down and cut his arm,

And Coitus came shortly after.

Up Mary Lou got up and down went wild dude

As fast as he could no biggie;

And throught to check with God for head
The trail had vigor and shiggy.

Then up Gym Nasty got and on home he did trot

Silent but deadly yelled on-on with aplomb;

As Brown Eyes short-cutted she did not

As Resevoir Tip was not to be found

As a group of hard core zealots made it to the top. Resevoir Tip was slurring by the time he got back to sea level. Tool Box and Merkin complained of Stinging nettles. Another group of eight got lucky and did the honorable thing and short cutted.

For Religion we had to walk across a stream. Which made many of us real cold. We had wanks on the open fire as well as Veggie wanks. I believe we also had donuts and Slut Machine did not make cookies. She was not there.

I never got around to writing this one up as my fingers just came out of a deep freeze. This was a great run and in the words of Magic Merkin Ride after the beer check.

"freaken hill mud beeer no need shiver me timbers this place is haunted'

OnOn

Big Shitter