March Madness with the Skinny Bitch

Hares Skinny Bitch -North 45 21st and Glison - 35 people attended. Weather -Shloppy

I have been hashing in Portland for years and Skinny Bitches hashes have a certain flair to them. Tonight was no different.

A House subcommittee today authorized the issuance of subpoenas for Big Time hasher Skinny Bitch who sent thirty eight hashers up a hill as it investigates the of eight U.S. hashers, who could not decipher a back check. Harriet E. Miers is pissed as hell

In response to a barrage of questions about the issue, Skinny Bitch said, "At this point, it is our hope that Reservoir Tip and Facial would lead the pack up over the f&cking big hill, . . If they don't accept the trail, it lifts the veil on some of the motivations, which means that people are less interested in true hashing than creating a short cutting spectacle ."

I really am not qualified to write this hash trash as I took a flyer up into the Sparkle Jet Stream with Coitus and we actually watched the pack from high atop Washington Park.

So I'll make assumptions.

Killer Joe yelled at some lady on a trail by Hate Crimes old House

O led the walkers in the back of the pack and complained the trail was predictacle

I remember Facial being a check hanging bastard.

Rectal Rooter looked dapper in his Aloha Skivies
Slut Machine got down and dirty
Pabst Machine picked up the beer check.
Flaming Fart fell face down into the mud and proclaimed it to be a perfect day to hash.
Hydro Licks got tongue tied.
Wild Man found true trail
Stinky grumbled

Katoy Toy gor stuck on the fence on 25th thus ripping his pants.

Lion Queen roared On-On

Frigid Hole had the Chulupa on the way home.
The On-In was kind of perfect on the wet Monday rain. The Bar owned by hashers served hashers ample amounts of beer. And Surprisingly we drank them.
Lion Queen did religion and I forget all of it....
Mystery Meat got Laid.
Skinny Bitch set his usual trail. Well marked with lots of beer where we had to think very little. That us why I have no idea what happened on hash number 50.
None....Thats why its a nice escape..
To hash on a Monday.
and go on with life on Tuesday
wondering where the hell Monday went.