Kahuna Turns 40 -Kahuna Drinks a 40 -Hare -Wild Dude and Martin Luther King

Local - (Lewis and Clark College) Weather - Freaking Cold

There was a wildman from Ghent

Who set a back check so long it bent

It was so much trouble

That he kept it double

And instead of relaying he was spent.

There was a virgin Noah from the north

Who followed the trail below back and forth

He said "I admit

I am a bit of a shit

This shiggy trail is is head west by east by north.

By the check was TwatSickle and her hound

soon to Marvin Luther King of the pound;

THe beer check she found it;

Pabst Smear fell down and downed it.

Its was so cold so no hanging around!

And then through Tryon creek in dark

Tool Box slipping sliding in the Park

thinking this trail is clear

the end no where near

aint no wildman debacle and theres a Mark

The hasher Krotchna with a flash light

Whose garage was a Concrete delight.

Freshly Engaged

wankers enraged,

So we end the hash here tonight.

Ode to Bitch in the Park

(Remember Her)

There once was a lady from Lake O,

Who walked her dog oh so slow,

While hashers lamented,

This lady fermented,

Hashers be quiet or am going to blow.

An epicure drinking of a few

Hoagies from things that went moo

"Don't shout

And wave it about,

Or the rest will be wanting one too."

On On

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