Genesis 6 The Flood
(The cast)
God - TwatSickle

Hot Buns is Noah
Genesis 6 The Flood -Hash Number 31
(The cast) God - TwatSickleThe Ark is Club 21
Noahs Brothers
Shem - Mystery Meat
Ham - Just Randy
Japheth -Pink Pylon
Cranky Ark Jizz Mopper- Head First
Animal Trainer/Check Solver -Farticus
Figure Head -Tool Box
Fire and BrimStone - Shamoomoo
Beer Check Wench (DeckHand) -Silent Butt....
Parter Of Waters -Pabst Smear
Introspective Ark Repair Man -WildMan
Captain Stubbing - Gyn Nasty
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Remember God in this WriteUp is Played by TwatSickle Hot Buns is Noah The Ark is Club 21
- This is the account of Hot Buns. Hot Buns was a righteous man, blameless among the people of his time, and he walked with Mercedes who was nary a virgin once.
- Hot Buns had three tools: Beer Flour and Shiggy.
- Now the earth was corrupt in WildMan's sight and was full of violence.
- God (TwatSickle) saw how corrupt the earth had become, for all the hashers on earth and Mars had corrupted their ways.
- So God said to Hot Buns and Mercedes, "I am going to put an end to all people, for the earth is filled with shiggy because of them. I am surely going to destroy both them and the earth.
- So make yourself an ark of cypress [c] wood (CLUB 21); make rooms in it and coat it with pitch inside and out and then set a hash.
-This is how you are to build it:
The ark is to be 450 feet long, 75 feet wide and 45 feet high.
[d] 16 Make a roof for it and finish [e] the ark to within 18 inches [f] of the top. Put a door in the side of the ark and make lower, middle and upper decks.
The ark looked like the photo above
Make Sure it has beer and tater Tots and and the Beer is good
-I am going to bring floodwaters on the earth to destroy all flour markings under the heavens, every check that has the breath of life in it.
-Everything hasher in Portland will cherish this except Shem, Ham and Japheth (what the fuck is with that name) as they will be banished to drinking Pabst from Cans at Beer Checks.
- But to the pack I will establish my covenant with you, and you will enter the ark—you and your wankers and your bimbos and your Silent But Deadly check mongering machine.
-You are to bring into the ark two of all living hashers, wanker and bimbo, to keep them drinking and checking with you.
-Two of every kind of beer, of every kind of ale and of every kind of hasher that moves along the ground will come to you will drink beer by a dumpster behind Fred Meyer.
(Cum Dumpster may not be a bad name)
- You are to take every kind of bar food that is to be eaten and store it away as food for you and for them." Let the elephants eat tater tots.
- Noah did everything just as God commanded him .
A short trail, a fantstic beer check and a cheeky ark to drink with the cheetas. We were literally running aroung laughing as the rain was so thick and the puddles so deep that the night took on an ait of absurdity.
Thanks to the owners of Club 21 (new Doners) for donating numerous pictures of beer.
Lugubriously Submitted
Bigg Shitter
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