Monday September 18
Hare -Wildman
Start - Suki's (Portland State)
Weather -Grey and Kind of Cool
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Suki's is kind of a funky out of the way spot kind of built just for that type of thing. Drinking a beer and starting a hash. 25 half minded dim wits toed the starting line including professional chicken choker (so we were told) complete virgin Christina. The trail tricked us at the beginning and eventually snaked down a bum trail along the interstate. Flash Dance led the way to over an underpass and over to Duneway Park Track and Field and Rear Entry and Pabst Smear got convienetly fooled again.

We languidly ended up at the Morecum shelter for the Beer check. Everybody seemed to imbibe on a Nascar Light... I remember Cums Liberally sitting at the beer check with stars in her eyes. There are three trails up the MoreCum trail, and the collestive pack took the first two wrong trails. Virgin Christina and Cop Killer were the victims behind trail number one.

Hasher SpotLight of the Day (MLR)

A little aside. I have gone to quite a few hashes lately and my

little spot light of the day is Mary Lou Rectum. I have seen him at the

start of hashes, I have seen him at the receiving end of a down

down down, I have seen him in a car in Beaverton but for the life

of me I have never ever seen him on trail. Not that I am ever on trail.

Please somebody snap a photo of him on trail (I think I have even seen

a photo of him on trail) but have never seen him on trail with my two eyes.

Something tells me he has a hand held transporter. Honour.

The second trail fooled Twat-Sickle and yours truly and it was obvious Vanna White could have solved this check better than this. Anyway, ToolBox and ShaMooMoo found true trail and we headed up for 20 minutes on overlayed trail and 24 out of 26 hashers solved this basic multiple choice question.

We have been going up and away from town for 20 minutes, which way would you expect the trail to go next?

1. toward those big buildings
2. that would be down
3. the way the arrows point
4. ask a policeman

Predictably even NipStick. and B-F*ck headed back down and they aren't exactly run of the mill rocket surgeons. Religion was done at breakneck speed. If there are any spelling errors in this write up it has to do with the lingering grease from that Albertson's chicken. That stuff tastes so Nasty it is good. And then we noticed that the hasher formerly known as Comes Liberally and Stink Finger were nowhere to be found. An amber alert was issued and an all Points Bulletin issued and some beer was consumed. Eventually they were found.

The Proof is in the pudding.

A hasher has half a mind - You put two of them together they have a quarter of a mind. And that quarter is thinking but what it should be. So StinkFinger (who has lived here 77 years and CL) got lost .....mmmmmmmmmm.... I am not touching this with a ten foot pole. Because I simply don't have one.

Henceforth (whatever that means) comes Liberally will known as Down Town

Fun Times -Its nice to see the grey skies and still a nice crowd.

Next weeks hash is Pabst Smear.

and we leave you with this pearl of wisdom.

Stinky had a big smile on his face when he showed up at the ON IN.

Gym Nasty

and

When you're hashing alone And back checks are making you lonely,You can always go down ......... town .When you've got no worries, All the beer and the shiggy Seems to help, I go down on downtownJust listen to the directions of the cops in the cityStinky Finger on the sidewalk where the blondes are so prettyHow can you lose? trail.The lights are much brighter thereYou can forget all the hash marks, forget all your cares and goDown on DownTown, things'll be great when you'rein Downtown, no finer place for sure,Downtown, everything's waiting for you When you're not alone The trail is making you amorous, You can always do downtown