Kahuna Hash Number 199

Hares Flaming Fart and Hot Buns

Local : Hideaway Park -Tigard(sic) Or.

 

Hideaway Park is called that because it is hidden away and we all found the park well except for a few numb skulls  Mystery Meat and Deboner had navigation problems but that can be expected.

USA Today -Dumb Shit Version
Bullet points of the night (I am writing this up during a w-thing confernce call)

• Deep Throat - Really Sore from playing soccer. Actually thought hare arrows were stick figures.
• Tool Box - Everveescent, chatty one of the few Hashers to actually run one step.
• Frigid Hole - Shes moving to some square state. Her potty moth was very potty tonight.
• FuFu - First Kahuna in 199 weeks for him.  Had seven beers at beer check.
• Pabst - lugubrious tonight. Very quiet and un obnoxious. WTF
• Stink Finger - Hashed in his own private world. 
• Tripod - experienced a private orgasm at 2nd beer check 
• Scouts Honour- had a frog jump in her shorts over by Episcipol 
• Cankle Sore -as far as I know he was not there...
• Coitus - Found first and 2nd beer check
• Comes Prepared -  actually came very unprepared...wore work racing shirt.
• Hash G.o.D -had 3 red bulls and Cankle Sore stole 2 of them.
• (note G.O.d does not stand for Greg Odens D**k.).
• Gym Nasty - Is still on trail.
• Chester FusterCluck - listened to Deep throat when she envisioned stick figures in the road. And believed her.
• Doc Snotty Balls - Riding the Maggie express.
• Man Milk - home with a broken ankle
• Wet Spots - waxed poetically the entire time
• Sniffy - had a stiffy and did not offend anybody. it was national be nice night.
• Pocket Pushy -  served as bar tender at beer check2.
• Shoot But Does Score -  found true trail going out of the ist beer check, thusly saving us prcious imbibing time.
• Ditch Bitch - goy stuck in Barb wire, big hole in the front of her pants. 
• Skinny Bitch - conjured wicked shortcutting schemes and none came to fruition.
•  Mudd Butt - got laid in phone booth. ask him about it.

Basically a pedestrian tour of the Tigard, Beaveton Portland confluence. 2 beer checks, a very logical (imagine that) easy  trail to follow and a great group of people quaphing (great scrabble word) beer. Another perfect night to hash.

Reminder -Next week is Kahuna 200. Start is at the Marcum shelter...I fully expect these Castaways and Cutouts Next week....Horses Ass, GILF, O, Spoogie, F***en Gomer, MildDude, Tool Box's Brother, A2Mouth, Slut, Fluffer, Betty Cocker, MuddyBalls, Carolina Moon, Barely Man Below Pavlov and Greg Oden.