Kahuna Hash Number 58 (Within a Standard Deviation)
Hares Coitus
Location Pittock Mansion (Kudos for Pulling that off)

Coitus is the Comfort Food of Kahuna, The Mac and Cheese, you know its going to be good, filling and somewhere along the line he will throw in a Red Hot Chili Pepper. Well this hash wasn't your go through the motions missionary position type of hash. It was more about going down a lot and finally having to get it up in the end.

And End up wanting more.

For some cosmic quirk in the Cosmos, Gym Nasty led trail down off our elevated start....Monday night God -(God) aka Twat sickle grumbled what goes down must go.....
up and the last shall be first and Tool Box emerged from shiggy no worse for the wear with
Cop Killer nearly inside her shorts checking up an obvious in and out that was going no where as Blast Rag blew through checks like a single ply as Calm Dude led us to the beer check with Pabst a plenty. Shoots Airballs and Hot Buns helped polish off the beer check and we were off like a Flaming Fart, on another perfect day to hash.

We went down tongues a flutter away from the trail which was a Mystery to Me , at this point TinkerBell joined us and finally Mother Chalker from DC led us Monday Night Zealots back to a place we had never driven to. Pittock Mansion, us locals never go there. The last part of the trail was about getting it up again. Good Will Kunting for the end of the trail with a Dirty Brown I hoping somebody would still go down.

Mother Chalker from DC conducted religion in a record long time.

After that its all a fog. Its all Post Coital.....
and time to go home.

Well Laid

This week we get the Dirty Brown Eye and hash Legend Enigma Meat in Hide Away park ...For some reasons the hash Gods (we have one amongst us) have blessed us with another lovely day to hash and if anybody can put the Me in Meat its Mystery meat, but hopefully the Dirty Brown Eye will keep him from laying out of control.

This weeks word of the week is Enigmatic....I encourage you to use it before and during the hash.

Trust me...

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