Hash 52 -Happy Birfday Kahuna Hares Calm Dude Attendance 49

Composed by Flaming Fart

Well, that big fat baby of a hash turned one! And holy crap, was it a big celebration! Forty-plus humanoids running around spreading wheat gluten and stomping on peoples' gardens that they so carelessly left near the street... but i digress. Sorry, didn't mean to digress all over the big celebration.

Lets see, our fine founders were there, in Hawaiian finery (sort of): Wild Man (apparently the "hare"), Pabst Smear (always has Hawaiian finery on), Toolbox ("lookit my hot new car!"), Gym ("this is almost like work, Ha ha hahahaha!) Nasty, Big (I can't be bothered to come to all of the hash) Shitter, Stink (fuck you!) finger, Twatsicle (Nice haircut! umm, God...), Mary Lou (not my) Rectum, Magic Merkin (go ahead, try out the new "tickle cut" on my beard!) Ride, Coitus (hmmm), Katoy (c'mere, lemme take your picture) Toy, Hash ("I'm going backwards tonight!) Bum, Head (my beard rocks just as much as merkin's) First, and, finally the lovely Red (it has nothing to do with pads dammit) Wings. All in all, a fine showing of founders and evidence they still have nothing better to do than hash on what has to be the "Finest Night to Hash...Ever!"

What can be said about the trail? Appropriately shitty! Urban graffiti hashing at its finest. A nice long section of railroad hashing, otherwise known as "I hope I don't completely f**k up my ankles tonight"... Oooo, yeah, a check to nowhere also known as "thank god wildman is laying his usual trail". Then there was lots of really expensive real estate and lots of flour and probably irritated expensive real estate owners...

Aw hell, eventually we ended up at the Thatch and had religion of sorts which ended up with prizes for costumes. Shoots for his dork-boy surfer costume. Then, of course, Slut Machine for her over-the-top bikini Kahuna hash outfit. All the wankers were glad.

Who else was there you ask? hmmm, some virgins, deflowered as they should be. ChumGuzzler and Screams, Wet Spots did show for a bit, Frigid Hole, HydroLicks, Resevoir Tip, Pole Dancer, Blast Rag, Goodwill Cunting, Tinkerbell, and Farticus.

Then there was beer, and it was good.