Mystery Silent Meat Butt Deadly
Hash Number 45 Hares Enigma Meat and Silent But Deadly
Suki’s Smoke House Weather 59ish
3 dozen people congregated for the most anticipated hash since the Super Bowl. Thirty Six Bimbos and Wankers raced the hash down hill to the beach under the More Cum Bridge. Furry- Thing finally found beer after a five minute foray on the beach. It was really a beautiful night under the More Cum Bridge. Stars sparkled, the river glistened and Pill Hill seemed miles away. Anther mile or two of 6 to 9 minute miles and we were boarding the OHSU over head Tram. We were all a tad over dressed on this warm night and as soon as we got in the tram the windows steamed up. There was one lone surgeon on the tram with us hashers. It is reported he immediately got canned as he suddenly smelled of beer and smelly hasher.
The tram was surreal, it really was. One of the cooler stunts I have seen in my week night hashing days. HydroLicks was lugubriously snapping photos and they should be fun to see. SBD and Enigma almost pulled off the grand slam of hashing by setting an all down hill hash. But for some beer infused reason they did an up hill loop around the Hospital. Just Noah rammed his girly parts into a twirling pole and later got named Pole Dancer. We followed with an uneventful but still fun Rocket Ride down Terwilliger with an end on the Track. A record was set for Kahuna with down downs inching up to the 6 minute mark. It was noted we were on run 42.5 and this blip in cosmos was due to a half lay done by Pabst Smear on New Year’s Day. Tonight’s hash was a hash and a half. Let the normal numbering resume.
Post run debauchery was at Suki’s smoke house.
General observations
Wedding Rings real hash name is Red Wings
Frigid Hole after three hash runs has learned all the hashing songs.
Pabst Smear poured 10 stubs and some spit for Pole Dancers down down and he drank it.
Mary Lou Rectum was actually seen on trail
According to SBD, Enigma Meat seduced an old lady grandmom whore to get 28 free tram tickets.
StinkFinger has got lost on 2 consecutive hashes from Suki’s
Next weeks Hash is either set by O or Furry Thing and or both of them and the migration to Hawaii has just started.
This was god damn fun hash
And please answer this One
What the f*** is with those crazy astronauts having three ways and shooting each other and shit.
Hash Number 45 Hares Enigma Meat and Silent But Deadly
Suki’s Smoke House Weather 59ish
3 dozen people congregated for the most anticipated hash since the Super Bowl. Thirty Six Bimbos and Wankers raced the hash down hill to the beach under the More Cum Bridge. Furry- Thing finally found beer after a five minute foray on the beach. It was really a beautiful night under the More Cum Bridge. Stars sparkled, the river glistened and Pill Hill seemed miles away. Anther mile or two of 6 to 9 minute miles and we were boarding the OHSU over head Tram. We were all a tad over dressed on this warm night and as soon as we got in the tram the windows steamed up. There was one lone surgeon on the tram with us hashers. It is reported he immediately got canned as he suddenly smelled of beer and smelly hasher.
The tram was surreal, it really was. One of the cooler stunts I have seen in my week night hashing days. HydroLicks was lugubriously snapping photos and they should be fun to see. SBD and Enigma almost pulled off the grand slam of hashing by setting an all down hill hash. But for some beer infused reason they did an up hill loop around the Hospital. Just Noah rammed his girly parts into a twirling pole and later got named Pole Dancer. We followed with an uneventful but still fun Rocket Ride down Terwilliger with an end on the Track. A record was set for Kahuna with down downs inching up to the 6 minute mark. It was noted we were on run 42.5 and this blip in cosmos was due to a half lay done by Pabst Smear on New Year’s Day. Tonight’s hash was a hash and a half. Let the normal numbering resume.
Post run debauchery was at Suki’s smoke house.
General observations
Wedding Rings real hash name is Red Wings
Frigid Hole after three hash runs has learned all the hashing songs.
Pabst Smear poured 10 stubs and some spit for Pole Dancers down down and he drank it.
Mary Lou Rectum was actually seen on trail
According to SBD, Enigma Meat seduced an old lady grandmom whore to get 28 free tram tickets.
StinkFinger has got lost on 2 consecutive hashes from Suki’s
Next weeks Hash is either set by O or Furry Thing and or both of them and the migration to Hawaii has just started.
This was god damn fun hash
And please answer this One
What the f*** is with those crazy astronauts having three ways and shooting each other and shit.
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