Hash Number 38 Hare Gym Nasty
Seed More Hills Oregon...Rainy and Perfect for Hashing

We congregated in Nasty's Garage where all the bins where sorted phonetically....We have hashed here before but once again it was the perfect night to hash. Several newbies and Virgins were in attendence, the temperature for winter in Portland almost perfect and Gym Nasty has all day to pre lay the trail. Like I tell the kids. Perfect practice makes perfect.




From The State of the Union Address (AS it applies to the Hash)

THE PRESIDENT (Gym Nasty): Thank you all. Mr. Stinky, Vice President Spots, members of the Pack, Korean Visitors and Virgins. Today our hash lost a beloved trail,

Every time I'm invited to hare, I'm humbled by the privilege, and half-mindful of the history we've seen together. You all gathered around the mysterious back check and for those who solved it is a national achievement. I promise to make back checks more solvable so that Slut Machine and TwatSickle (god) can run the hash. You solved the checks that served Beaverton though one of the most consequential periods of our history -- and it has been my honor to fuck up the trail for you .

In a system of two parties, bimbos and wankers and two surprised as hell virgins (Daniel and Allysa), there will always be differences and debate as to where the trail goes . But even tough checks can be solved in a civil tone, (Let WildMan solve them) and our differences cannot be allowed to harden into anger as Silent but Deadly in her meek loud self solved them all. We confronted the great issues before us,

1.Poorly laid flour on night time fields
2,Beer checks lost by the hare never to be found

Our aim is to drink beer in Iraq and Beaverton as well and use it as a safe haven and tonight out goal was reached. Enigma Meat made it to the end and nary hit on a bimbo.
Reports are preliminary. Lacking alcohol Tool Box , like the terrorists have not chosen the weapon of fear. And she still found the beer. (More Drunken Applause.)

We must act in a spirit of goodwill and respect for one another -- and I will do my part. Tonight the state of our Hash is strong -- and together we will make it stranger. (Applause.)

We had a visitor amongst us tonight and she was from Korea. She had a few massive destructive weapons. Some Assembly Required whom once drank a 40 ounce beer in 16 seconds.

We had tee totalers amongst us as Slut Machine in her mechanical sluttiness and she did stupid stuff like those imbibing. Honour for getting lost and According to Marvin they went back to the start and started running the trail the exact same way.

Insanity (as spoken by Flaming Fart)

Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
On On
Big Shitter
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Crapulous Hash Number 37
The Too Drunk to Fuck Up A Hash -Hash so we are told....3 hounds showed on New Years Day. The Hare Crapoulus