WTF is the ONIN
Kahuna Hash Number 17 Hares Head First

In the News This Week
Senators Hillary Clinton and John McCain held a vodka-drinking contest,
and in Maryland one U.S. Senate candidate said he did
not knowingly pay for 20 heroin addicts to come to his
campaign rally, while another was arrested for raping his
19-year-old mail-order bride. Officials in Mississippi
claimed to have their beaver problem under control.
. An influential Italian banker and member of Opus Dei was found dismembered
under a bridge in Parma, and Mel Gibson was arrested on
suspicion of drunk driving. "Are you a Jew?" Gibson is
reported to have asked a sheriff's deputy. "What do you
think you're looking at, sugar tits?" he demanded of a
female sergeant. Chinese scientists were preparing to
test an artificial sun. Lubbock, Texas, prayed for rain,
and fish fell from the sky in Manna, India.

Oh yeah the Hash

Head First looked like the Deer in the headlights at the start. Well, if deer could hold beer in their paws. About 30 assembled under the Sellwood bridge on a beautiful night to hash...
Just Sandy back from a week 10 kickball injury led the sheep infested pack toward the trails going up to ....well straight UP....The just family ran the entire damn thing. Just Joe, Mike, Dave, Doris (who refuses to sign the book) and Tracey ran hard and they sweated. Just F**ken Mara (such a Mel Gibson) did her weekly up hill F bombing. The beer check had an ample supply of Pabst. Sniffy and Just StinkFinger stumbled up the hill dead last. (Please don't ask). And then down again. I just report them as I see then. I can reduce this run to a Nursery Rhyme.

Bimbos and Wankers went up the hill
To fetch a pail of lager.
RedWing fell down and broke her crown,
And Rectal Ranger came tumbling after.
The second verse of the song is less commonly performed:
Up Wet Spots got and down her trot (sic)
As fast as we could taper;
And went to the check and covered his false
In flour and brown paper
(third and fourth lines of this verse are also known as[1]:

When Shamumu came in how we did grin
To see the 's beer she was after;
WildMan vexed left, searching for the OnIn
For causing water side disaster.

So we ran up and down a hill.....And then we had a few beers at one of the more perfect places in Portland....The beach by the Sellwood bridge.

WedRing did Religion in 3:09. Nice to see WetSpots and the visitors from Barbados.
We did moon a bunch of pleasure boats and cruise liners....