Kahuna Hash Run Number 15 -Hares Hare Crotchna Location Burlingame

From the age old hashing axiom a half mind times a half mind is a quarter mind the calculated Kahuna brain count was about zero. There were a ton of people gathered in Burlingame over crowding infra structure and what amounted to the Super Bowl flush put the village of Lake Oswego in hightened state of (I'll call it Iowa). Complete virgins Just Jen, Just Chris, Just Colleen, Just Dave, and Just Michelle were given instructions but it didn't matter tonight as we had a ton of people so sheep herding ensued.

Well we started out going up a big FuckGIN hill to a H2O tower and I look to my left and there is Sticky Wicket. I had not seen him since he was spotted running around with floosies at the Republican convention. Rear Entry and Rectal Ranger led the march up to an early beer check.

The trail then headed over to I-5 to some trails I had never seen before and resident rocket surgeons Pabst Smear, Fart and CrackUp by passed conventional trail and swung from vines to the trail. A pretty uneventful last stretch except for the last hill as described mid run by Just Mara our resident sewer mouthed hill critic....

She added "The moth%r F*cken God Da*m Piece of Shi% Bastar* Mole Fucken HiLL can kiss My AZZZ......

One of my Raisons-d-etre. A Mara rant and Rave.

And then into Hare Krotchna's house for some really good food and really good beer....For some reason it tasted really good tonight......Down Downs to the hares....Andre finally showed his face.

Gyn Nasty tried to teach us a song but we pretty much F*cked that up.....Virgins did down downs. We did seven down downs and Religion took 22 minutes....Twat Sickle and Mary Lou

made some really important annoncements and we all marched into the sunset.

On a scale of 1 to 10 this has was an A .

Good Food

Shitty trail

BlackBerries

no Bitchin Cameros

or

hint of Bob Seger.

See you at Tyron Creek Next Week

Big Shitter