All I got this week week was a One hour session of staring at DotCums ass
as we caught a flyer and ended up doing a lot of FRBing. And her legs are longer than
my attention span. (We nearly killed FlashDance) So a complete write up this is Not. If you want what really happened please see Mystery Meat.
As is custom we had our token scantily clad girl from Wisconsin (Jill I believe) visiting from hood River. Nobody fell for that again. Yeah right. I was told lots of people got real muddy on the River Bank. Mary Lou Rectum told a tale of terror of sinking up to his arm pits only to be pulled out by TwatSickle.... Just Andrea is no longer Just Andrea as she got named something and for the life of me several Pabst Blue Ribbons managed to erase my hard drive.
Speaking of Hard Drives, Magic Merkin Ride & Pabst Smear apparently threw some flower (maybe it was flour) near or around a police man and there were tons of Patrol Cars seen
in Lake O as I was leaving. I remember O waxing poetically (sic) with Tool Box about there being no cheese filled wanks left, but apparently they were struck by lightning... And were a bit loopy the rest of the night....
I drew a quick map of the course..... And stole some pictures from the sky that night... A wild thunderstorm threatened religion..... Shamumu handled religion perfectly.....Worm Hole found some cool rocks....Rectal Ranger and DorisJustDoris were sucked in by the massive back check ignoring all the poetry on course.
AWOL and Slippery Boxx spent the night in jail after harassing some macho ass truck driver. Rear Entry spoke perfect Spanish with two ladies who had just moved here from German. My lunch hour is up, my hard drive stiff ...Please fell free to help me and fill in the obvious blanks....
Crack-Up was supposed to write this all down
Majoy league shitty run.........Course was real nice and the vibe of the night was funky.
On On
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