Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Monday Night Hash Number 7


Kahuna H3 Hash Number 7 -Hares Gym Nasty
Hash Trash to the Lyrics of (Its The End Of The World As
We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
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That's great, it starts with an backcheck,
birds and snakes, and a double back check
and Wild Dude is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to Gym Nasty churn -
pack serves its own needs,
Worm Hole your own needs. Feed
it off a rose garden check,
grunt, no, strength, the slippery
checks start to clatter with fear fight down downs.
Pabst Smear in a mire, representing seven checks,
and a Muddy Balls for hire at a baby jogger site.
Left of Blow Job Lips and coming in
a hurry with the furys breathing down your red neck.
Team by team Hash Scribe baffled,
trumped, tethered cropped.
Look at that flour laying. Fine, then. Uh oh,
overflow, copulation, banal checks ,
but it'll do to Save yourself, serve cheap beer.
Just Jen serves her own needs,
listen to your heart on bleed Forest Gimp
with the rapture and
the revered vaginal insemination, right.
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight,
bright light, feeling pretty
psyched.

It's the end of the back checks as we know it
It's the end of the religion as we know it
It's the end of the back checks as we know it
and I feel fine


Now to the tune of Losing My Religion
(Gym-Nasty singing)
Oh, hashing is bigger
It's bigger than you
And you are not me
The lengths that I will go to
The distance inmy checks
Oh no,
I've said too much
I set it up(chorus)
That's me in the corner
That's me with the back check,
I'm Losing my religion
Trying to keep away from you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've laid too much
I haven't laid enough
I thought that I heard you searching
I thought that I heard you sing I think
I thought I saw you try
Every whisperOf every waking hour
Solving back check confessions
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a hurt lost and flour blinded fool,
fool Oh no, I've laid too much
hI set it up
Consider thisConsider this
The back check of the century
Consider this
The check that brought me
To your knees failed
What if all these beer checks
Come flailing around
Now I've laid too ,
just a back check.

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