Where -The Ship (which was closed for the Holiday)
After last weeks epic hash with a large a large turnout tonight's energy was decidedly different. Total lethargy. The often hash invaded "The Ship" where the hash was supposed to start was closed when we arrived. NO BIG DEAL LET"S JUST HASH.
WELL NOT REALLY. This was a racist hash. Almost everybody who attended tonight's run had run on Sauvie Island earlier in the day. For many walking up a hill hurt. So the hares walked and set trail as did a catatonic band of inane followers. Seriously, we simply rambled around MultVillage and the surrounding parks. All this while reading from our maps of Mt. Tabor. We ended in a field, where by the hares simply couldn't run any farther. We drank a lot of beer in a short time, did a quick religion and drank some more on a PERFECT night to hash.
Where -Alameda Brewing Company
Alas some energy and insanity. The Cuntess of Curdled Cheese J*** what led a group of 35 lunatic through the streets of Alameda. Chester and D.T. set out at random and laid trail lugubriously and randomly as checks where a plenty and trail scarce. Tard Core and Chubby Chaser did most of the hard work and the Bimbos were plenty happy. Trail meandered down steps and through the Hollywood district as the locals started joining in a light hearted meeting of hash and community. Hollywood rolls like that.
A massive beer check in Grant Park lasted well into the night. Honors to the hares for serving the strongest Malt Liquor on the planet.
There were 4 complete Virgins present and they even donned their recent racist shirts. The seemed to enjoy the jocularity
The strong Malt Liqueur seemed to confuse everybody. Muddy Balls led a massive short cut that was correct in thinking but poor in execution as the cheaters made it to the end before the pack. LIVE BY THE SHORT CUT- DIE BY THE SHORT CUT.
The on home was a chaotic affair as beer flowed freely as FLAMING FART led a near perfect rendition of religion.
On after was at Bills Samyards pool hall in HollyWood and it was a late night for some of us.
Honor to the Hares. This was a light hearted fun hash to run. The flour was chaotic but we made it to where we supposed to. Another perfect day to hash.
Today's Trivia Question.
What is the hasher formally known as just Bruce's hash name. (Correct entries win free beer at the beer checks for a year.Put answer in the cumMents (sic).
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